
Witnessing that in person, it is like Stewie's "lesser" clone on Family Guy in reality. Look at his eyes and tell me you don't see it. Sink into those orbs of confused oblivion. HE IS FRANTIC TO KNOW WHAT MADE IT. I'd rather not.
"This photo is 'ironic' and I promise I have some clue as to what is really going on. Mom drank, and these tattoos were half off, thanks to. This is my friend's father's property, officer."
Hipsters are scum. Water-head hipsters are water-head scum.