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[Americas Funnyman]

http://www.myfoxmemphis.com/dpp/news/lo ... rowing-pot

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moved to youtube thread

[taylor]

^^Dave Chapelle snapping pics of de poo poo and feesting at 1:36

[Scott Baggett]

47-Year-Old Charged With Rape of 9-Year-old

Deputies say the 9-year-old girl was both sexually and physically attacked and her parents thought they could trust the 47-year-old suspect. The 9-year-old's relative says it all started with a group of kids playing in the suspect's pool on June 27th. The child's parents let her go to William Franklin Chumley's house off Solo Road in Covington. Three days later, deputies arrested him for raping the little girl. According to the affidavit, Chumley threatened to "kill" her if she told anyone what happened.

"I think he's crazy... He walks around with a pistol on his side all the time," said the victim's relative. "If this guy gets out, it scares me."

The victim's relative says Chumley moved in a few months ago and he fears the swimming pool was just a ploy to attract kids.

"I do know there's always a bunch of kids over there."

"I can't believe Frankie did something like that," said Chumley family friend Cody Pepper. "Bottom line, there was a 10-year-old boy and a 16-year-old boy and the 9-year-old girl stayed the night with them and they just played around."

Authorities are investigating if there may be more victims. The sheriff's office is letting the TBI do the work because of who Chumley is related to.

"In this particular case, William Franklin Chumley is a second cousin to Sheriff Pancho Chumley," said Tipton County Sheriff's Chief Deputy Donna Turner.

Authorities said it's the suspect's first arrest and he probably won't get out of jail any time soon. Chumley can't make his $100,000 bond and is due in court next week.

Jesus, diddling a 9-year-old? WTF is sexually attractive about a 9-year-old? And WTF are these parents doing allowing their children to sleep over at someone's home who they barely know ("The victim's relative says Chumley moved in a few months ago...")? And why do they call it a "building"? Shouldn't it be called a "built"? And what's the deal with airline peanuts? Who arrrrrrrrre these people?

[Bad Raabutation]

who the fuck lets their 9 year old daughter stay over at a 47 year old, single male's residence? Unless it's Neil deGrasse Tyson, and they're studying the cosmos all night, it's not happening. the parents should be charged with neglect or something.

[Memphisinthemeantime]

People that are not ready for the responsibilty of child should not reproduce. Try a dog first and if you suck at that chances are you'll suck worse raising a kid. And the ones that are having multiple kids for a bigger gov'ment check should have their goddamed tubes tied. The parents probably just took any way to get some free time with out the kid around that they pushed away that voice saying "something about this aint right".

[leah]

Nathan, your link in Rat Piss to http://pysih.com has ruined my life. Almost all those stories are about parents raping or beating their children to death, fucking christ!

[David]

Quit ruining people's lives Nathan!

[defiepilex]

http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/20 ... of-attack/


Not only do you have to worry about crackheads pawning your weedeater and your daughter's bike, but now they have an incentive to take your Shih Tzu too. Don't tell me $25-$50 is a 'nominal' reward to a guy that just needs to score a few bags. Fuck you, City Counsil.

[Ben]

http://www.wreg.com/news/wreg-dead-dogs ... 7322.story

Oh my fucking god, this guy does not deserve to live. Ughhhhhhhhfuckthehumanrace.

[leah]

http://www.myfoxmemphis.com/dpp/news/lo ... spill-jobs

Watson said he plans to send 150 people to Shepherd, Mississippi to help clean up from the gulf oil spill. Its two hours from Memphis and no where near the gulf.

"We chose there because I'm paying for the trip down there, hotel, I'm paying them $20 an hour, $26 a day per diem for their food. We're paying for that," said Watson.

"{Reporter} What is there to clean up in Shepard? {Watson} When I asked I was told marshes were, a mess, I look at it on the internet, that's what it was, I haven't physically been down there to see it but whatever it is they need me to do we offer our services."

Dude has made over $30,000 from drug testing for phony jobs and says all 450 unemployed applicants are "just upset because they can't pass the drug test"

[leah]

http://www.myfoxmemphis.com/dpps/news/c ... fc_9248018

I confess, at first I thought, BADASS, fackin BEARS!! But the truth is the bears weren't trained at all, they just hung around because they got fed. What's more, they'll probably be euthanized now because any bear that has been fed human food is automatically considered a threat. Fuckinnn stupid potheads. This is like a subplot worthy of a Pineapple Express-esque movie.